Dumpster Fire Response Team

Let’s be real — life is basically one long dumpster fire, and you’ve just been promoted to the response team. Whether it’s your 9–5 chaos, your group chat drama, or just trying to keep your personal life from going full meltdown, this sweatshirt has your back.

Made from ultra-soft fabric that feels like a hug (because lord knows you need one), it’s the perfect uniform for anyone who’s constantly putting out fires — or just watching them burn with popcorn in hand.

✨ Why you need it:

• Comfy enough for crisis mode, stylish enough for coffee runs

• Works as “business casual” if your boss has a sense of humor (doubtful, but hey)

• Pairs perfectly with a messy bun and zero patience

• super comfie 50/50 blend, unisex fit

Because if everything’s gonna burn, you might as well look good while you fan the flames.